15x de meest hilarische 'Girls'-quotes

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Dit zijn de meest hilarische quotes van Hannah, Jessa, Marnie en Shoshanna over liefde, seks en andere heul belangrijke levenskwesties.

1 "I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am." – Hannah

2 "You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there every day, even on the days you don't feel like it." - Jessa

3 "My only limitation is my own mind. Like, I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind. – Hannah

4 “You look scary to to me. Like Mickey Mouse without the ears.” – Marnie

5 “I’m so happy to see you, I could murder you.” – Shoshanna

6 “I could be a drug addict, do you realize how lucky you are?” – Hannah

7 “Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.” - Ray

8 "Apart from the fact that I haven't had sex I'm totally not a virgin. I'm like the least virginy virgin ever." - Shoshanna

9 “I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.” – Hannah

10 “Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?”- Jessa

11 “I don’t hate your friends I’m just not interested in anything that they have to say.” - Adam

12 “She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.” – Marnie

13 “I don’t want to freak you out, but I think I may be the voice of my generation.” – Hannah

14 “Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.” – Jessa

15 “I just hope when I die that I don’t see it coming. I hope I’m already dead and then 5 minutes later I’m like what the fuck just happened?!” – Hannah

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